Relationship coaching
What Brandon Thinks
AI chat analysis that reads your conversations and gives an honest report on what's really going on
An AI that reads your WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram or Messenger conversations and writes an honest report on everyone in them.
Mission brief
What Brandon Thinks is an AI chat analysis app that analyzes conversations from WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram or Messenger. It reads your messages and provides a report that explains the real dynamics between people, identifies when things changed, and offers honest insights on what's happening in the relationship or group. The service offers different AI characters with distinct personalities: Brandon, Clara, and Diego, each providing their own perspective on the same chat. You can upload any type of conversation—couples, friend groups, families, or workplace chats—and receive a detailed analysis. The app supports chats in any language and delivers reports in multiple languages including English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, German, Italian, and more.
Payload
- Analyzes WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram and Messenger conversations
- Multiple AI characters with different personalities
- Provides dynamic analysis and relationship verdicts
- Supports any language in chats with reports in multiple languages
- Deeper reports with follow-up questions
- Group reports analyzing every member's role
- Works on any type of conversation
- Automatic data deletion and GDPR protection
Pricing
Pricing model: Free trial
Free preview of first report, then pay per report with no subscription required
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Questions from the ground
What is What Brandon Thinks?
What Brandon Thinks is an AI that reads your chat and tells you what it really thinks. You upload a conversation from WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram or Messenger, a friend group, a couple, an ex, the family, and Brandon gives his honest opinion on everyone in it. It can be funny, deep, or something to act on depending on the chat.
Is What Brandon Thinks the original?
Yes, and proud of it. What Brandon Thinks pioneered the AI chat report: the first to give an AI a real character, Brandon, who reads your whole conversation and says honestly what he thinks of everyone in it. Brandon is still the reference, with more than 360,000 reports written and thousands of new chats read every day.
Which apps work?
WhatsApp exports from iPhone or Android, iMessage with the Mac app or a screen recording on your iPhone, Instagram and Messenger work with a screen recording on your phone (iPhone or Android) for one-on-one chats. Other messaging apps are not supported yet.
Is my chat private?
Completely. Nothing is sent to anyone in the chat, your upload is secure and deleted from servers automatically, and nothing is used to train AI models or sold. The AI providers who help write reports work under strict privacy terms and cannot use or train on what is sent to them.
Is it free?
Your first report comes with a free preview where you read the start of Brandon's report before deciding whether to pay for the rest. No card is needed to see the preview.
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